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| name: British Banter Bot 🇬🇧 | |
| on: | |
| push: | |
| branches: [main] | |
| workflow_dispatch: | |
| inputs: | |
| banter_mode: | |
| description: 'Select banter style' | |
| required: true | |
| default: 'random' | |
| type: choice | |
| options: | |
| - random | |
| - british | |
| - pirate | |
| - cockney | |
| - upper-class | |
| - yorkshire | |
| - scottish | |
| - posh-london | |
| permissions: | |
| contents: write | |
| pull-requests: read | |
| jobs: | |
| banter: | |
| name: Generate Banter | |
| runs-on: ubuntu-latest | |
| if: github.event_name == 'push' && github.ref == 'refs/heads/main' | |
| steps: | |
| - name: Checkout code | |
| uses: actions/checkout@v4 | |
| with: | |
| fetch-depth: 0 | |
| - name: Configure Git | |
| run: | | |
| git config user.name "British Banter Bot 🇬🇧" | |
| git config user.email "banter@example.com" | |
| - name: Check for changes | |
| id: changes | |
| run: | | |
| if git diff --quiet HEAD~1 HEAD; then | |
| echo "has_changes=false" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT | |
| else | |
| echo "has_changes=true" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT | |
| fi | |
| - name: Determine Banter Mode | |
| id: mode | |
| run: | | |
| if [ "${{ github.event_name }}" == "workflow_dispatch" ]; then | |
| SELECTED_MODE="${{ github.event.inputs.banter_mode }}" | |
| else | |
| SELECTED_MODE="random" | |
| fi | |
| if [ "$SELECTED_MODE" == "random" ]; then | |
| MODES=("british" "pirate" "cockney" "upper-class" "yorkshire" "scottish" "posh-london") | |
| SELECTED_MODE=${MODES[$((RANDOM % ${#MODES[@]}))]} | |
| fi | |
| echo "mode=$SELECTED_MODE" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT | |
| - name: Generate British Banter | |
| id: british | |
| if: steps.mode.outputs.mode == 'british' | |
| run: | | |
| messages=( | |
| "fix: squashed that bug like a proper legend 💂🛠️🔥" | |
| "feat: added a cheeky new feature, sorted innit bruv 🧃✨💂" | |
| "chore: tidied up the config, all neat now 🔥🧃🧹" | |
| "docs: wrote it all down like a true gent 💂📚🧃" | |
| "refactor: cleaned up the mess, proper tidy 🔧💂🧃" | |
| "style: made it look snazzy, innit 🎨🧃💂" | |
| "test: gave it a proper poke, all green now ✅💂🧃" | |
| "fix: patched it up like a boss 🔥🛠️💂" | |
| "feat: dropped a spicy new bit of code 🌶️💂🧃" | |
| "chore: decluttered the codebase, lovely jubbly 🧽💂✨" | |
| "perf: made it faster than a London underground 🚇⚡💂" | |
| "fix: ironed out the wrinkles, looking sharp 👔🔧💂" | |
| "feat: brilliant innovation, that is 💡🧃✨" | |
| "docs: documented it better than the Queen's English 👑📖💂" | |
| "refactor: restructured the whole thing, Bob's your uncle 🎯💂" | |
| "test: tested it within an inch of its life ✅🔬💂" | |
| ) | |
| RANDOM_INDEX=$((RANDOM % ${#messages[@]})) | |
| echo "commit_message=${messages[$RANDOM_INDEX]}" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT | |
| - name: Generate Pirate Banter | |
| id: pirate | |
| if: steps.mode.outputs.mode == 'pirate' | |
| run: | | |
| messages=( | |
| "fix: arrr, slayed that bug like a fearless buccaneer 🏴☠️⚔️💀" | |
| "feat: shiver me timbers, added treasure of a feature 🏴☠️💎✨" | |
| "chore: swab the deck, cleaned up this code proper like 🧹⚓🏴☠️" | |
| "docs: wrote it down like a captain's log, it is 📜🏴☠️⚓" | |
| "refactor: plundered and pillaged the codebase, savvy 🗺️💀✨" | |
| "style: polished like a pirate's cutlass, it be shinin' 🗡️✨🏴☠️" | |
| "test: tested with the wrath of Davy Jones himself ⚓💀✅" | |
| "fix: fixed it faster than ye can say 'yo ho ho' 🏴☠️⚡💂" | |
| "feat: dropped a booty load of new code, matey 🏴☠️💰🧃" | |
| "chore: cast off the barnacles, ship be fresh now 🚢✨💀" | |
| "perf: sped it up like a pirate ship in a hurricane 🌪️⚓⚡" | |
| "fix: patched the hull breach with cannons of code 🏴☠️🔫💎" | |
| "feat: a legendary new feature, tell all the seven seas 🌊🏴☠️💡" | |
| "docs: scrolled the knowledge like an old treasure map 🗺️📖🏴☠️" | |
| "refactor: reorganized like a pirate's plundered fortress 🏴☠️🎯💀" | |
| "test: gave it the trials of the Caribbean, it survives 🌊✅⚓" | |
| ) | |
| RANDOM_INDEX=$((RANDOM % ${#messages[@]})) | |
| echo "commit_message=${messages[$RANDOM_INDEX]}" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT | |
| - name: Generate Cockney Banter | |
| id: cockney | |
| if: steps.mode.outputs.mode == 'cockney' | |
| run: | | |
| messages=( | |
| "fix: blimey, fixed that bug innit, ain't it sweet 💪🐢✨" | |
| "feat: cor strike a light, got a new feature for ya gal 🌟✨👑" | |
| "chore: tidy up the gaff, clean as a whistle now mate 🧹✨🎩" | |
| "docs: wrote it all down proper, like a London geezer 📖🎩✨" | |
| "refactor: rearranged the crib, all spick and span bruv 🎯💪🎩" | |
| "style: made it look lush, innit a beaut 🎨✨💚" | |
| "test: poked it about somethin' fierce, all sorted yeah 🔍✅💪" | |
| "fix: done it up like a proper cockney warrior, no sweat 🐭⚔️✨" | |
| "feat: blimey, dropped some mint new bits of code 🌿💚✨" | |
| "chore: swept out the old, brought in the new, lovely 🧹💚🎩" | |
| "perf: made it quicker than a London cabbie, nuff said ⚡🚕💚" | |
| "fix: patched it up slicker than ye old codger's pipe 🔧✨🎩" | |
| "feat: stone the crows, this feature is the bees knees 🐝👑💚" | |
| "docs: scribbled it down like old Dick Whittington 📜🎩✨" | |
| "refactor: reorganized like a proper market stall arrangement 🎯💪🏪" | |
| "test: gave it a right old going over, bob's yer uncle ✅🐭🎩" | |
| ) | |
| RANDOM_INDEX=$((RANDOM % ${#messages[@]})) | |
| echo "commit_message=${messages[$RANDOM_INDEX]}" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT | |
| - name: Generate Upper-Class Banter | |
| id: upper-class | |
| if: steps.mode.outputs.mode == 'upper-class' | |
| run: | | |
| messages=( | |
| "fix: one has quite efficiently eliminated the offending bug, what what 🎩👑✨" | |
| "feat: a most splendid feature has been introduced to one's codebase, naturally 💎🥂✨" | |
| "chore: the repository has been organised with the utmost propriety, I assure you 🧹👑✨" | |
| "docs: documentation crafted with the precision of Oxford scholars, indeed 📚👑🎩" | |
| "refactor: the code structure has been restructured with aristocratic elegance 🎯💎✨" | |
| "style: the aesthetics have been refined to the highest standards of sophistication 🎨👑💎" | |
| "test: one has subjected the code to rigorous examination, most thoroughly 🔬✅👑" | |
| "fix: the malfunction has been rectified with the grace of a Mayfair gentleman 🎩✨💎" | |
| "feat: a magnificent contribution to the digital estate, positively splendid 💡👑🥂" | |
| "chore: the digital manor has been tidied to perfection, indubitably so 🧹✨👑" | |
| "perf: acceleration achieved with the finesse of a Rolls-Royce engine ⚡🚗💎" | |
| "fix: patched with the precision of a Savile Row tailor, exceedingly fine 🔧👑✨" | |
| "feat: a most distinguished innovation for the discerning programmer, I say 💎🎩✨" | |
| "docs: documented with the eloquence of a Cambridge Don, supremely executed 📖👑🎩" | |
| "refactor: restructured with the deportment of Windsor Castle guardians 🏰💎👑" | |
| "test: examined with the rigour of a Buckingham Palace inspection, absolutely flawless ✅👑💎" | |
| ) | |
| RANDOM_INDEX=$((RANDOM % ${#messages[@]})) | |
| echo "commit_message=${messages[$RANDOM_INDEX]}" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT | |
| - name: Generate Yorkshire Banter | |
| id: yorkshire | |
| if: steps.mode.outputs.mode == 'yorkshire' | |
| run: | | |
| messages=( | |
| "fix: right then, fixed that bug like a proper Yorkshire warrior 🛠️💪⚪" | |
| "feat: nay bother, added a grand feature, none of yer nonsense 💡✨⚪" | |
| "chore: sorted the codebase, clean as a new cloth on t'loom 🧹⚪✨" | |
| "docs: wrote it all down proper, like a true Yorkshire scribe 📖⚪💪" | |
| "refactor: reorganized t'whole thing, neat and tidy like 🎯⚪💪" | |
| "style: made it look right grand, that code does 🎨✨⚪" | |
| "test: poked at it till it squealed, all working now 🔍✅⚪" | |
| "fix: fixed it faster than you can say 'eh bab' 🏃⚡⚪" | |
| "feat: by 'eck, added some cracking new code, proper champion 🏆✨⚪" | |
| "chore: cleaned up t'mess, neat and proper like 🧹💪⚪" | |
| "perf: sped up faster than a Yorkshire pudding in t'oven ⚡🍲⚪" | |
| "fix: patched it up like a proper Yorkshire tradesman 🔧⚪💪" | |
| "feat: this feature's a real belter, I tell thee 💎✨⚪" | |
| "docs: documented it better than t'Leeds Library, I reckon 📚⚪💪" | |
| "refactor: restructured like a Yorkshire stone wall, solid as owt ⛏️⚪💪" | |
| "test: tested it within an inch of its life, Yorkshire style ✅⚪💪" | |
| ) | |
| RANDOM_INDEX=$((RANDOM % ${#messages[@]})) | |
| echo "commit_message=${messages[$RANDOM_INDEX]}" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT | |
| - name: Generate Scottish Banter | |
| id: scottish | |
| if: steps.mode.outputs.mode == 'scottish' | |
| run: | | |
| messages=( | |
| "fix: och aye, bashed that bug like a true Scot 🥃⚔️🍺" | |
| "feat: bonnie wee feature, aye ye dinnae get better than this 💡✨🏰" | |
| "chore: tidied up the codebase, clean as a highland loch 🧹✨🏔️" | |
| "docs: wrote it doon like a true son o' Scotland 📖🏰⚔️" | |
| "refactor: reorganized tae perfection, as they dae in Edinburgh 🎯✨🏰" | |
| "style: made it bonnie tae look upon, a true Caledonian marvel 🎨🏰✨" | |
| "test: tested it tougher than Highland heather, all sorted 🔍✅🏔️" | |
| "fix: fixed faster than a Speyside distillery works its magic ⚡🥃✨" | |
| "feat: a bonnie new feature, aye the best in a' the land 💎🏰🥃" | |
| "chore: swept oot the auld, brought in the new, braw 🧹🏰✨" | |
| "perf: sped up like Loch Ness waters in flood, I tell ye 🌊⚡🏔️" | |
| "fix: patched it like a true Scottish craftsman, nae messin' 🔧🏰💪" | |
| "feat: this feature's a bonnie doozy, straight frae the Highlands 🏔️💡🥃" | |
| "docs: documented it better than Robert Burns himself 📖⚔️🏰" | |
| "refactor: reorganized like a proper Scottish fortification, solid 🏰🎯💪" | |
| "test: tested it tae the limits, och ye beauty 🔬✅🥃" | |
| ) | |
| RANDOM_INDEX=$((RANDOM % ${#messages[@]})) | |
| echo "commit_message=${messages[$RANDOM_INDEX]}" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT | |
| - name: Generate Posh London Banter | |
| id: posh-london | |
| if: steps.mode.outputs.mode == 'posh-london' | |
| run: | | |
| messages=( | |
| "fix: frightfully good show, vanquished that pesky bug from Chelsea 🎩💎✨" | |
| "feat: darling, we've procured a most delightful feature for SW1A 1AA" | |
| "chore: the codebase has been organised with the panache of Belgravia finest 🧹👑✨" | |
| "docs: documented with the eloquence of a Knightsbridge scholar, naturally 📚💎🎩" | |
| "refactor: restructured with the finesse of a Kensington townhouse restoration 🏘️✨💎" | |
| "style: polished to the lustrous gleam of polished Knightsbridge marble 🎨💍✨" | |
| "test: subjected to the rigorous standards of a Mayfair investment review ✅👑💎" | |
| "fix: rectified with the precision of a Bespoke Savile Row tailor 🔧🎩✨" | |
| "feat: an absolutely divine contribution, worthy of The Ritz itself 💡👑🥂" | |
| "chore: organised with the meticulousness of a Claridge's concierge 🧹✨💍" | |
| "perf: accelerated with the smoothness of a Bentley on Park Lane ⚡🚗💎" | |
| "fix: patched with the elegance of a Harrods fine restoration service 🔧💍✨" | |
| "feat: a positively exquisite innovation, strictly for the discerning coder 💎👑✨" | |
| "docs: composed with the sophistication of a Claridge's invitation, I must say 📖🎩💍" | |
| "refactor: restructured with the architectual grandeur of Westminster Abbey 🏰💎👑" | |
| "test: examined with the meticulous care of a Sotheby's appraisal, absolutely impeccable ✅💍👑" | |
| ) | |
| RANDOM_INDEX=$((RANDOM % ${#messages[@]})) | |
| echo "commit_message=${messages[$RANDOM_INDEX]}" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT | |
| - name: Consolidate Message | |
| id: message | |
| if: steps.changes.outputs.has_changes == 'true' | |
| run: | | |
| MODE="${{ steps.mode.outputs.mode }}" | |
| case $MODE in | |
| pirate) | |
| COMMIT_MSG="${{ steps.pirate.outputs.commit_message }}" | |
| ;; | |
| cockney) | |
| COMMIT_MSG="${{ steps.cockney.outputs.commit_message }}" | |
| ;; | |
| upper-class) | |
| COMMIT_MSG="${{ steps.upper-class.outputs.commit_message }}" | |
| ;; | |
| yorkshire) | |
| COMMIT_MSG="${{ steps.yorkshire.outputs.commit_message }}" | |
| ;; | |
| scottish) | |
| COMMIT_MSG="${{ steps.scottish.outputs.commit_message }}" | |
| ;; | |
| posh-london) | |
| COMMIT_MSG="${{ steps.posh-london.outputs.commit_message }}" | |
| ;; | |
| *) | |
| COMMIT_MSG="${{ steps.british.outputs.commit_message }}" | |
| ;; | |
| esac | |
| echo "commit_message=$COMMIT_MSG" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT | |
| - name: Amend last commit with banter | |
| if: steps.changes.outputs.has_changes == 'true' | |
| env: | |
| COMMIT_MSG: ${{ steps.message.outputs.commit_message }} | |
| run: | | |
| git commit --amend -m "$COMMIT_MSG" --no-edit 2>/dev/null || echo "ℹ️ No changes to amend" | |
| git push --force-with-lease origin main 2>/dev/null || echo "ℹ️ Nothing to push" | |
| - name: Post Comment | |
| if: steps.changes.outputs.has_changes == 'true' | |
| env: | |
| GH_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }} | |
| run: | | |
| MODE="${{ steps.mode.outputs.mode }}" | |
| COMMIT_SHA=$(git rev-parse HEAD) | |
| case $MODE in | |
| pirate) | |
| REACTIONS=("Shiver me timbers! Commit \`$COMMIT_SHA\` be fit for the high seas 🏴☠️💎" "Arrr, ye be a true buccaneer! That commit be legendary 🏴☠️⚔️" "Yo ho ho! Commit \`$COMMIT_SHA\` be worth its weight in doubloons 🏴☠️💰" "Blimey, ye've plundered a fine piece of code there, matey! 🏴☠️✨" "Dead men tell no tales, but this commit \`$COMMIT_SHA\` speaks volumes! 🏴☠️💀" "Avast ye! That be the finest work ever to sail these digital seas 🏴☠️🌊") | |
| ;; | |
| cockney) | |
| REACTIONS=("Blimey! Commit \`$COMMIT_SHA\` is the dog's dinner, innit! 🐭✨" "Stone the crows, that's a belter mate! Proper lush work 💚👑" "Cor strike a light! Ye did good there gal, real good 🌟💪" "Blimey, I ain't never seen code so clean, lovely jubbly! 🧹✨" "Stone my crows, commit \`$COMMIT_SHA\` is mint innit, top drawer! 💚🎩" "Aw nah fam, that code be fresher than a Billingsgate catch! 🐟✨") | |
| ;; | |
| upper-class) | |
| REACTIONS=("Most extraordinary! Commit \`$COMMIT_SHA\` exemplifies the pinnacle of elegance 👑💎" "One must congratulate you forthwith—this is positively Shakespearean coding! 🎭👑" "Absolutely smashing! A commit of such refinement rarely graces our repositories 💎✨" "Pip pip! Commit \`$COMMIT_SHA\` is fit for Her Majesty's personal collection 👑🏰" "Indubitably magnificent! The workmanship here is simply beyond reproach 🎩💎" "What ho! This code exhibits the sophistication of a well-tailored waistcoat indeed! 👔✨") | |
| ;; | |
| yorkshire) | |
| REACTIONS=("By 'eck, that's a cracking commit there, mate! 💪⚪" "Right then, commit \`$COMMIT_SHA\` is nay bother, proper champion stuff 🏆⚪" "Eh up, that code's grand as owt! Braw work, duck 💡✨" "Stone the crows, that commit's a real belter innit! 🎯⚪" "Nay nonsense, that's quality work, proper Yorkshire pride 💪⚪" "By gum, ye've done summat special there, real proper like! ✨⚪") | |
| ;; | |
| scottish) | |
| REACTIONS=("Och aye, that commit's bonnie as a Highland morning! 🏰💎" "By the waters o' Loch Ness! Commit \`$COMMIT_SHA\` is absolutely braw! 🌊✨" "Aye, that's the finest work I've seen oot o' the Lowlands! 🏰🥃" "Och, ye're a true son o' Scotland with that code! 💪🏔️" "Blimey, that commit's worth a dram o' the finest whisky! 🥃✨" "Haud yer wheesht, that's pure dead brilliant, mate! 🎯⚔️") | |
| ;; | |
| posh-london) | |
| REACTIONS=("Absolutely divine! Commit \`$COMMIT_SHA\` is fit for The Ritz itself, darling 👑💍" "Frightfully good show! One's impressed with such Knightsbridge-calibre work 🏘️💎" "Pip pip! That commit would grace any Mayfair establishment, truly exquisite 🎩✨" "Positively smashing! Commit \`$COMMIT_SHA\` is the epitome of Chelsea elegance 💎👑" "I say, what a splendid piece of work from a Belgravia perspective! 👔✨" "Absolutely posh! This commit's worthy of a Claridge's celebration, old sport 🥂💍") | |
| ;; | |
| *) | |
| REACTIONS=("Nice one, bruv! — commit \`$COMMIT_SHA\` is looking mint 💂🧃" "Cor blimey! That's a belter of a commit, that is 🚀💂" "Sorted! Commit \`$COMMIT_SHA\` is absolutely pukka 👑✨" "Blimey, you've done well there! Absolute cracker 💪💂" "Top marks! Commit \`$COMMIT_SHA\` is the bee's knees 🐝💂" "Brilliant work, mate! That's a gem of a commit 💎🧃") | |
| ;; | |
| esac | |
| RANDOM_INDEX=$((RANDOM % ${#REACTIONS[@]})) | |
| COMMENT="${REACTIONS[$RANDOM_INDEX]}" | |
| curl -s -X POST -H "Authorization: token $GH_TOKEN" -H "Content-Type: application/json" \ | |
| -d "{\"body\": \"$COMMENT\"}" \ | |
| "https://api.github.com/repos/${{ github.repository }}/commits/$COMMIT_SHA/comments" \ | |
| || echo "⚠️ Comment failed" | |
| - name: Post workflow summary | |
| if: steps.changes.outputs.has_changes == 'true' | |
| run: | | |
| MODE="${{ steps.mode.outputs.mode }}" | |
| echo "✅ British Banter Applied Successfully! 🇬🇧" >> $GITHUB_STEP_SUMMARY | |
| echo "" >> $GITHUB_STEP_SUMMARY | |
| echo "🎭 **Banter Mode:** \`${MODE^^}\`" >> $GITHUB_STEP_SUMMARY | |
| echo "" >> $GITHUB_STEP_SUMMARY | |
| echo "📝 **Commit Message:**" >> $GITHUB_STEP_SUMMARY | |
| echo "\`\`\`" >> $GITHUB_STEP_SUMMARY | |
| echo "${{ steps.message.outputs.commit_message }}" >> $GITHUB_STEP_SUMMARY | |
| echo "\`\`\`" >> $GITHUB_STEP_SUMMARY | |
| echo "" >> $GITHUB_STEP_SUMMARY | |
| echo "🎪 The madness continues!" >> $GITHUB_STEP_SUMMARY |