We Pass Them Left, Then Watch the Industry Blink

40,000+ Website Users | 21,220 Strains Verified | 160K+ Video Views | 19 Years Leadership

19 years of retail logistics taught me two things: how to manage high-volume chaos and how to be fair, honest, and funny under pressure. I don’t fit the “code-on-demand” mold. I’m an introvert who learned to speak the language of leadership to protect my team and my data. I don’t smoke the product; I architect the truth behind it.

Apps & Games: Shipped products on App Store & Google Play

GrowApp Live
2k+ downloads · 1,700 subs · 160K views
Heisenberg | Trivia
13 questions · $1M in Heisenberg Bucks
Short-Term Memory
Strain-matching memory game
Name That Strain
Wheel of Fortune meets cannabis
Go Toke!
Go Fish with cannabis strains
Slots of Bud
5-reel cannabis casino · 1000x jackpot
Cannabis Watch Face
100+ strain images · Wear OS

Data Products: Cannabis intelligence infrastructure

CI-Strains-Pro Active
21,220 strains · 21,706 HTML archives
CI Seed Map Live
763 pins · 924 breeders · 27+ states
US Cannabis License Directory Live
Federal & state regulatory sources · MIT
poweredby.ci Live
Industrial cannabis data with reciepts

Experimental: R&D and upcoming launches

Mission Mischief
51 missions · zero wallets · pure chaos
.forge
Deterministic identity lab
Hashtag Blockchain
DOI published · 95% cost reduction

The Pivot: Long story short

Fatigue & Delay
Systemic failure → technical fuel.
Biography
19 years → Founder

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Built with grit in Riverside, CA. Chaos Preferred. Integrity Required.