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with builtins;
let
puns = [
"Pretty Fly for a WiFi"
"Drop it Like It's Hot Spot"
# LAN
"LAN Before Time"
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excellent 10/5

"Life in the fast LAN"
"The Promised LAN"
"House LANnister"
"Silence of the LAN"
"No LAN for the Wicked"
"LAN of Milk and Honey"
"The LAN of the Free"
"Winter WonderLAN"
"Wu Tang LAN"
"Iron LAN"
"SpiderLAN"

# WiFi
"The WiFi of Khan"
"It Burns When IP"
"New England Clam Router"
"Pretty Fly for a WiFi"
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5/5 the best

"Hide Your Kids Hide Your WiFi"
"Tell my WiFi I love her"
"No more Mr Wi-Fi"
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5/5 pretty good

"I now prononouce you man and wifi"
"They are taking the hobbits to WiFisengard!"
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1 out of Fi, this is shameful

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One of the few originals in the patch set 🥇

"Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wifi"
"WiFi like an eagle"
"I Believe Wi Can Fi"
"Wi of the Figer"
"Wi-Fry Chicken"
"Your Wifi is in Another Castle"
"Do Re Mi Fa So La Wi Fi"
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5/5 this is the worst one

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Thanks, I am also really not proud if it!

"You’re WiFired!"
"My Wifu"

# Router
"New England Clam Router"
"Martin Router King"
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5/5 this is not even a pun

"Routers of Rohan"
"The Router Limits"
"Go Go Router Rangers"
"Brave Little Router"
"Vladimir Routin"

# Companies
"Panic at the Cisco"
"Abraham Linksys"
"Linksys Lohan"
"A Linksys to the Past"
"For Whom the Belkin Tolls"

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the ones in this section are pretty good 5 * 10 = 50 / 5, perfect 10

"It Burns When IP"
"Drop it Like It's Hot Spot"
"Everyday I'm buffering"
"Girls Gone Wireless"
"Join My Bandwidth"
"Winternet is Coming"
"The Mad Ping"
"Lord of the Ping"
"That’s What She SSID"
"Capture the Lag"
];

iface = "wlan0";
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